Social Distance Drinker Beer T-Shirt Style:MenEven Bigfoot knows to keep six feet between sips. The Social Distance Drinker Beer T Shirt shows our elusive forest friend strolling off into the woodsbeer mug in handunder the arching words SOCIAL DISTANCE DRINKER. Printed on soft chocolate brown ringspun cotton, its perfect for anyone who prefers solo sips, beer runs without crowds, or simply wants to blend into the wilderness. Material: 100% ringspun cottonbreathable for outdoor explorations, cozy
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold and tumble dry low to keep colors vibrant
this mug is ready for misty mornings
and avoid beer spillage (or embrace it—your call)
one size fits leprechauns and Goliaths alike
“Nice shirt
I made it myself
It’s loud
Evergreen Green (for blending in with your questionable tree alternatives)
Design: Warm gradient stripes in orange
or just lounging in style
ideal for brisk morning brews and evening happy hours
Complete with a kangaroo pocket and drawstring hood